Tuesday, March 03, 2015

Auggie-ism: Skin Chap

Previously covered: lip-chap is the stuff you put on to prevent sore lips.

Skin-chap is the soreness that happens when you don't dry your hands well in the winter cold.

August is obsessed with drying his hands.  He rubs each little space between his fingers and howls if you rush him out of the bathroom before he's had his two solid minutes of drying-time.  "No!  I'll get skin-chap what will make my hands hurt!"

Saturday, February 28, 2015

Admission of guilt

If Rob goes to bed before me while I'm still working downstairs, I then totally justify that he has to get up early with the kids while I rest, because obviously he had more sleep.

However.

If I go to bed early because I'm exhausted and Rob stays up to read or play video games, I ALSO claim sleep-in rights because, obviously, if he's tired that's because he chose to stay up late rather than go to bed like a responsible person and clearly I was tired and am still tired.

Ahem.


Sunday, February 22, 2015

Life as we know it.

I'm mostly silent here.  I don't know what to say.  It's hard.  Some days are so hard that I just pray that bedtime will come soon, and everyone will go to bed without throwing things, and that the night will feel long and restful.

It's nothing specific. Some days, August is just a whiny, bull-headed, hurricane.  Some days he's a whiney, clingy, baby.  He's 4.  Some days Katie is an emotional basket case--4th grade comes with some big projects and Katie comes with high self-expecatations.  Many days Jorge is a sassy-mouthed, boundary-pushing, punk; most days he's a distracted klutz that spills paint or cuts curtains or leaves a pile of uncapped markers on the couch.  Many days Maryna is homesick, culture-fried, and frustrated.  Some days she's just a typical emotional 16 year old girl.  Many many many days they are each lovely, creative, funny, helpful people; but as luck would have it, there's almost never a day when all of them are just feeling happy.  I am grateful we very rarely hit the storm of all of us on high-alert, but we also rarely get the glorious day of 6 happy people.  It's like rolling a Yahtzee.

I've had insomnia for weeks.  I can go to bed at 7pm or 9pm or 11pm, but I will lay awake until midnight.  I pop awake at 3 and stay that way until 5:45.  Then, blissfully, like a bubble popping, I drop back to sleep.  Life starts at 7.  This does not make life feel easier.  Sleeping medications aren't helping.  Cutting out caffeine doesn't help.  Exercise or lack of exercise or foods or oils...I know every knot in the bedroom ceiling's wooden beam.

It keeps snowing.  Snow on snow.  22+ days in a row below freezing, 8 in a row with snowfall (dozens over the course of the month).  More snow than Buffalo.  More than Boston.  101.3" so far this year.  The drifts at the end of our driveway are 6 feet tall at least--and we turn out onto a 30 mph road that is heavily traveled by semitrucks, buses, and snowplows in addition to cars.  Windchills in the -30* F ranges.  I've given up.

But there are good moments.  Today,, at church, Maryna was smiling and making eyes at her two friends that were sitting across the aisle.  There's no English (still) so it's just body language, but there's a pretty sincere interest in friendship on all sides and a fair amount of facebook contact, so smiles and side-eyes make me leap for joy.  Better, she sat with Auggie and sewed on his big cardboard sewing cards with him, played with the string as she "fished" for him, caught him as he almost lost his balance once, and played a little game with him as they held hands during the Our Father.  I could feel the older women behind me being judgy at the 16 year old not paying any attention to the mass.  I, meanwhile, was singing prayers of praise and gratitude for this moment of community, family, and sisterly affections.  Katie and Jorge can sit piously and recite each prayer and learn their gospels.  For the other two, learning to trust and love and appreciate each other's interests is the most God-given mercy I can imagine.  I wanted to stand up and shout "Miracle in Pew 55" (Our pews aren't numbered.) There's been a turn in the last 3 weeks where she seems to genuinely like August most of the time.

Katie's growing up so fast.  I'm so glad that she shares her fears and worries and questions with me, and I do my best to answer them honestly and respectfully.  I feel like her window of trusting me and turning to me is closing fast.  I treat each of these opportunities to talk to her as a way to plug her core with the basics of what it means to be a good member of a relationship--be that friendship, work, or romantic.  And whenever possible, I try to have these conversations near Maryna, so she will overhear my advice, overhear that she can ask hard questions and I will give them the weight and response they deserve. Until then, she won't ask for it, I don't know that she'll even listen to it, but she can hear it.  Maybe she'll absorb some bits.

Jorge.  Oh that boy.  I just can't use my words right now.  He's struggling so much to find what he wants his life to be.  Is he the respectful, studious, clever, smart, guy?  Or the sassy-mouthed, brave (foolish), class clown?  He's quite sure he can't be loveable all the time so he might as well not try at all most days.  We butt heads.  A lot.

And August.  His teachers comment that he spends a lot of time "in his own head", and is very opinionated and stubborn.  This is a wild understatement.  He's so preciously sweet and clever but so very very very set on whatever he's decided is the way it will be.  He climbs into bed with me every.single.night and talks about "our bedroom" and "our bed", despite removing him to his bed multiple times each night (see also: I only sleep from 12-3)..he just wanders back in and says "why did you put me in there?" as he shifts a pillow over for himself.  He's never so happy as when he's cuddled between me and Rob.  "Snuggle Sandwich!" he'll say, sighing.  Tonight at bedtime he did this--he nearly always falls asleep in our room because Jorge is so often throwing a noisy fit at bedtime. And, if not that, it's because Jorge is hearing a Hardy Boys book from Rob so August and I snuggle elsewhere.   So tonight, snuggled in to his snuggle sandwich, he waved one arm out of the blanket.  "The jelly is leaking!" another arm flew into the air: "so is the peanut butter!"  I mean, tell me you could close the door and lock that sweetness out.  And yet, this same child will announce he's going to have a birthday party for his stuffed turtle as we're leaving for school and will peacefully ignore all efforts to guide him toward shoes, coat, and the car.  Actually intervening will result in complete shock at the interruption. Life in Auggie's head is very different.  I'm thinking it's something that occurs around the 48" mark.  Low altitude brain.

Rob and I are fine.  Working, busy, tearing our hair out, insanely busy and never alone, and yet bored and lonely as we run from one fire to the next.  Sleep 12-3, lay awake until 5, Rob wakes Maryna at 5, I finally fall asleep at 5:45, Rob gets up at 6, kids and I get up at 7 (as Maryna walks to the bus stop). I leave with the 3 littles at 7:45 after 45 minutes of both parents shepherding August and Jorge who lose focus instantly.  Rob leaves at 8:30 to go teach his classes on his work days.  He's home to greet Maryna or picks up the kids or runs errands and keeps everyone alive for a few hours.  I'm home at 6.  We eat (always an ordeal--I can't eat wheat, Jorge can't eat dairy, Maryna dislikes most non-Ukrainian food, Katie dislikes anything with flavor, August is always a wild card, and Rob can and will eat almost anything.  And now it's Lent. We eat a lot of potatoes.), it's already 6:45.  We get the 3 elementary kids to bed.  It's 8.  We pay bills, pack lunches, grade papers and write exams and try to interact with Maryna.  It's 9:30.  We're falling asleep at the table.  Maryna's bedtime is 10.  Rob usually reads in bed for an hour. I lay awake.  Repeat forever (but add a snow day for the kids or sick kid or winter break week or any number of other quirks at random).  Saturdays I sleep late--9, maybe 9:30.  The kids, of course, wake up at 6:20.  We clean the house, do projects, and maybe watch a movie just to get people off of the internet for a few hours. We can't go outside, it's dangerously cold.  We can't go anywhere, the roads are too hard to manage. We muddle through another dinner and bedtimes (now with showers) and maybe a movie for the over 15 crowd. Sunday: church, skype, grocery shopping, again with the dinner drama, kid bedtimes, and repeat.  repeat. repeat.

Nothing blogworthy.  Just life life life.

August-isms. It's all I have left.

August and I went to Costco. After a maddening hour of him spilling samples and dropping samples and not liking samples, I finally plopped him into the cart next to 4 gallons of milk and 2 dozen eggs and 15 pounds of oatmeal.  At the checkout, I asked him why he couldn't just listen.

"Because sometimes I'm just miserable."

Monday, February 02, 2015

the ciiiiiiircle of liiifeee.

August (age 4): Do the months come back?
Me: Yep, just like the days, they cycle around and around.
August: The hours and days and months all come back. But not the years. The years never come back. They're gone forever.
Oddly dark and deep talk with our Olaf-esque pre-schooler this morning.

Sunday, January 25, 2015

August, looking at a cookbook:  Look at this picture!  It's chocolate pretzals on a coordinating candy plate.

Me: coordinating?  [man, my kid is bright]

August: No, I said 'hardin-ating'.

Me: ??

August: 'Hardin-ating'.  Like, it's hard and getting harder.  Like your skin is hardinating.  And that brownie in this picture is hardinating.  And hardinating is when things are hard.

[And, back to normal]

Friday, January 23, 2015

Evidence of the kind of week it's been


  1. A half-pound of gum-drops at 9:30AM felt like a valid life choice.
  2. The simple fact that all 6 members of our family are in the classrooms/offices they are supposed to be in during this moment in time feels like a victory over all things.
  3. Five different projects are being managed simultaneously and I can't remember which one this paper supports -- all of them?  none?  Why did I print this?
  4. Knock on wood, but if we make it to 2:20 today, we'll have TWO full weeks without a sick day.  Don't begin to imagine that happened without significant effort.
  5. Seventy-five percent of the children in our house have had a tantrum at some point this week that involved throwing things.